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The Garden Slayer Tote

$12.00

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Sold By: MandaMade4U
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Description

Digging in the dirt is cheaper than therapy—and less suspicious than Googling “how to get away with murder.” 😂 Whether you’re planting petunias or just plotting in peace, our “Gardening Because Murder is Wrong” cotton tote bag is the perfect companion for all your not-so-violent tendencies.

Made from durable 100% cotton, this bag is ready to haul everything from fresh produce to your gardening gloves and alibi snacks. It’s spacious, lightweight, and guaranteed to make other true crime-obsessed plant moms stop and snort-laugh in admiration. 🧤🌸

✨ Features:

  • 15″ x 16″ of punny perfection

  • Strong 21″ handles (no flimsiness here!)

  • 100% cotton, perfect for eco-conscious plant slayers

  • Printed with love (not rage) using screenprint

🎯 Great for: plant lovers, true crime junkies, garden therapy sessions, and anyone with a “dark humor but soft heart” aesthetic.

Shipping Policy

At MandaMade4U, every sticker, tote, and handmade product is crafted and packed with care. Because each order is fulfilled by a small business (hi, it’s me—Amanda!), please allow a little extra time for your items to be created, checked for quality, and sent your way.

Processing Time

  • Orders typically ship within 3–5 business days.

  • During busy seasons (like holidays or craft show weeks), processing may take up to 7 business days.

  • Custom or made-to-order items may take a few extra days—any extended processing times will be clearly noted in the product description.

Shipping Rates & Delivery

  • Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location and the weight of your order.

  • All orders are shipped via USPS First Class or Priority Mail.

  • You’ll receive a tracking number once your order is on its way.

Estimated Delivery Times (U.S. Orders):

  • First Class Mail: 3–7 business days

  • Priority Mail: 2–4 business days

Please note: Once packages are handed over to USPS, delivery times may vary. MandaMade4U cannot control carrier delays, weather disruptions, or other shipping issues once your package is in transit.

Local Pickup

If you’re local to Kalamazoo, MI, you may occasionally see Local Pickup options during checkout (for example, at The Blu Door or local craft shows). Details and pickup instructions will be provided in your order confirmation email.

Shipping Locations

  • Currently, we ship to addresses within the United States.

  • If you’re outside the U.S. and interested in an order, please reach out via the Contact page to discuss custom shipping options.

Lost or Damaged Packages

If your order arrives damaged or seems lost in transit, please contact me at info@mandamade4u.com within 7 days of delivery (or expected delivery). I’ll do my best to help file a claim or replace your item if possible.

Address Accuracy

Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. MandaMade4U is not responsible for packages delivered to incorrect addresses entered at checkout.

Refund Policy

Refunds We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too. If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at mandamade4u@gmail.com.

Cancellation / Return / Exchange Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. To start a return, you can contact us at mandamade4u@gmail.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the address provided in the return email. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted. You can always contact us for any return question at mandamade4u@gmail.com. Damages and issues Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. Exceptions / non-returnable items Certain types of items cannot be returned, like custom products (such as special orders or personalized items). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards. Exchanges The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

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